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01 June 2016

Boy: Baril ka ba?
Girl: Alam ko na ‘yan. Kasi mukhang tunamaan ka sa akin?
Boy: Hindi. Ang lakas kasi ng putok mo.
Guy 1: I jUst left my job. I couldn’t work after what my boss saId to me.
Guy 2: What did he say to you?
Guy 1: You are fired!
Mom: You have two options for dinner.
Dad: What are they?
Mom: Eat it or go hungry.
Whoever thinks money does not bring happiness, please transfer  it to my account.
Teacher: Class, our topic today is genetics. Question: What do you call the child of a girl from Iceland and a boy from Cuba.
Class: What?
Teacher: Ice cube!
Boy friend.
You see that little space between the two words? That’s called “friend zone”.
When you clean a vaccum cleaner, you become a “vaccum cleaner”.
Behind every angry woman stands a man, who have absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
I want a girl who likes long romantic walks. Because I don’t have a car.
Manager: So why do you want this job?
Applicant: Because I always have been passionate about not starving to death.
Professor: What inspired you to write  this eassy?
Student: The deadline.
New rule being proposed:
Peo-le should be required to read a book for every 10 selfies  they take.
Says a graduating high school student: I’m gonna stay a virgin for life so I can set a good example for my children.
Husbands are the best people to share your secrets with. They’ll never tell anyone because they aren’t listening, in the first place.
During disaster, women and children are evacuated first.
The reason: So the men can think of a solution in silence.
One day in Mars lasts 1,408 hours.
It’s the same as Monday on Earth.
When an application form asks who to contact in an emergency, I always put ambulance of police. I mean, what can my mother do in an emergency?

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